Today, I was so starved of human contact that I almost took up a transsexual hooker's offer of a "good time." Nothing wrong with that really, but they looked like a haunted tree dressed as Liza Minnelli. FML

by Username / 09/05/2011 at 10:38pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • You just missed out on the best sex of your life. I've heard haunted Liza tree is fantastic.

    #8 - On 09/06/2011 at 2:36am by marpay

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  • That haunted tree must have had some major wood.

    #24 - On 09/06/2011 at 2:55am by mrahhhhh

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