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Today, I was so starved of human contact that I almost took up a transsexual hooker's offer of a "good time." Nothing wrong with that really, but they looked like a haunted tree dressed as Liza Minnelli. FML


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On 09/05/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by Username (man) - United States (California)

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You just missed out on the best sex of your life. I've heard haunted Liza tree is fantastic.

#8 - On 09/06/2011 at 2:36am by marpay

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That haunted tree must have had some major wood.

#24 - On 09/06/2011 at 2:55am by mrahhhhh

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