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Today, Mah Younger Brother And Mah Parents Were In Mah Dorm Room. When I Wasn't Looking, Mah Brother Opend The Top Drawer Of Mah Dresser (where I Had A Tube Of Half-usd Lube) And Askd Out Loud: ( What's Astroglide? ) FML

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On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)

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"a tube of half-used lube".. this is really different than a half-used tube of lube..

#20 - On 03/23/2011 at 6:35pm by audyy

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what is Astroglide? seriously? *google is my friend* Ewww. lol.

#5 - On 02/22/2009 at 12:56pm by AliSama

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