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Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26641) - you deserved it (1577)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

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man that sucks.... or should i say blows?

#8 - On 02/19/2009 at 6:52pm by ModernDreamer

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what the fuck is wrong with your mum?

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 8:15pm by timmytwofinger

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