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Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did their regular check up, and found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was a hickey from my boyfriend. FML

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On 10/17/2010 at 12:37am - intimacy - by hickhick (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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embarrasing. a doctor should know the difference.

#1 - On 10/17/2010 at 6:28am by MyOwnDestruction

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why was your doctor discussing your examination with your mother?

#6 - On 10/17/2010 at 6:38am by dynky

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