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Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8071) - you deserved it (34754)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:34am - intimacy - by horny bastard - United States (Minnesota)

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See, this is why you will die alone. Not because you're overweight, or because you don't have a job- though, those things certainly don't help. But because you have no ambition, no aspirations, no hopes, no desires, no drive. As a woman, I can definitively say that there is nothing less attractive than self-imposed hopelessness. That sort of depression is absolutely contagious. I'm sure you have positive traits, but this post has officially labeled you as the worst sort of loser: a boring loser with no desire to change that.

#9 - On 02/27/2009 at 6:05am by texmas

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I just would like to educate #23, theflyingmouth, on Natural Selection. Natural Selection is comprised of MAINLY animals BESIDES humans dying off so that the "lucky" ones manage to survive. If I have a gene for 50% muscle growth and you only have a gene for 45% muscle growth, I have a HIGHER RATE of survival. Humans , however, do not conform to "natural selection," they conform more to societial selection. It's not a starving child's fault that they live in poverty. This is why Societal Darwinism showed a decline.

Basically, you can't tell on the Internet if the poster is a "loser" or not. If he is, then every poor person that is dying because of no vaccinations, poverty, poor world hygeine, is dying of their own fault.

#27 - On 07/10/2009 at 9:41pm by cr3stf4ll3n

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