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Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a black lacy thong in my boyfriend's bed. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49651) - you deserved it (5495)

On 07/01/2010 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by slut (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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