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Today, in the middle of examining me, my gynecologist suddenly took a sharp intake of breath and vomited on the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59414) - you deserved it (16668)

On 08/08/2013 at 7:10am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Latvia (Jelgavas)

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At least she didn't vomit in your vagina.

#3 - On 08/08/2013 at 12:55pm by BntyHntrSeattle

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That must have been embarrassing in more than one way

#1 - On 08/08/2013 at 12:55pm by tiana000

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