Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw, and the waiters had to call 911. FML

by cherknobil / 07/29/2012 at 1:15am / United States (California) / Health

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  • If only humans had the jaws of a snake. We would be able to dislocate our jaws and fit the whole burger in our mouth. Then put our jaw back in place. You almost had it, OP. :D

    This would help with other things too. If you know what I mean.

    #5 - On 07/29/2012 at 6:44am by NoorFML

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  • Oh, the pain. D:

    #1 - On 07/29/2012 at 6:39am by TheRuined

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