Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw, and the waiters had to call 911. FML
by cherknobil / 07/29/2012 at 1:15am / United States (California) / Health
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If only humans had the jaws of a snake. We would be able to dislocate our jaws and fit the whole burger in our mouth. Then put our jaw back in place. You almost had it, OP. :D
This would help with other things too. If you know what I mean.
#5 - On 07/29/2012 at 6:44am by NoorFML
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Oh, the pain. D:
#1 - On 07/29/2012 at 6:39am by TheRuined
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