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Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (110058) - you deserved it (8834)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

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