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Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3642) - you deserved it (23720)

On 01/17/2009 at 1:41pm - health - by zaneey - Australia (New South Wales)

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That's why you shouldent smoke.

YDI

#7 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:27am by Applesause1223

See in context

+9

If you had read the fine print, you would have known that you're not supposed to smoke while on the patch.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm by liveandlearn

See in context

+4

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