Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5522) - you deserved it (34981)
On 01/17/2009 at 1:41pm - health - by zaneey - Australia (New South Wales)
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That's why you shouldent smoke.
#7 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:27am by Applesause1223
See in context
What have we learned?
#11 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:00am by Jari
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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