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Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5518) - you deserved it (34962)

On 01/17/2009 at 1:41pm - health - by zaneey - Australia (New South Wales)

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That's why you shouldent smoke.

YDI

#7 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:27am by Applesause1223

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What have we learned?

#11 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:00am by Jari

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