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Today, wanting to change from the usual pizza/coca cola menu, I decide to cook. After spending 1h30 making a "beef chili with ancho, mole, and cumin" I sprinkle a bit of salt on top of it. The top came off the salt. I think it's back to pizzas for me. FML

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try sprinkling salt into your hand and then put it in the food

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 8:41pm by timmytwofinger

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Why didn't you just scoop out the pile of salt you tard?

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 9:54am by Lucius

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