Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, wanting to change from the usual pizza/coca cola menu, I decide to cook. After spending 1h30 making a "beef chili with ancho, mole, and cumin" I sprinkle a bit of salt on top of it. The top came off the salt. I think it's back to pizzas for me. FML

#1229
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12821) - you deserved it (2089)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:00am - health - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Camm.'s life also sucks
Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the…

zaneey also deserved it
Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last…

Top comments

try sprinkling salt into your hand and then put it in the food

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 8:41pm by timmytwofinger

See in context

+16

Why didn't you just scoop out the pile of salt you tard?

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 9:54am by Lucius

See in context

+6

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by