If you've been caught cheating, you probably wanted to get caught and deserve a slap on the kettle. If you've been cheated on, you may have poor taste in partners and can have a tub of ice-cream on us.
FML's cheater's cheater is probably this guy:
"Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML"
If you're about to get caught out, your best bet is to deny everything, go blank, pretend you've fallen down a staircase, hit your head and lost your memory. We're not necessarily condoning lies and deception, but sometimes a small white lie can save your skin when faced with the possibility of getting mown down by a Toyota. Leave the coming clean to the wimps and goodie-two-shoes.
And for all you who have been cheated on, if it makes you feel any better, cheaters are mainly cheating themselves. The day will come when their oversexed brainboxes will explode into thousands of shards of lies onto a psychotherapist's couch, and will cost huge sums of money to put back together. Anyway, here are a few real-life examples of cheating. Enjoy!

Directed by: Logan Burdick
Starring: Ben Giroux and Ray Chase
Guest Starring: Matt Little, Kelly Huddleston,
Jessica Bishop, Lars Slind and Erica Mathlin
1st AC / Gaffer: Alex Darke
Grip: Matthew Little
Location Supervisor: Aaron Ehberhart
Art Department: Karissa Barney
PA: Elissa Weinzimmer
Edited by: Logan Burdick
Post production: Noside Production
Sound Design: Gizmo Deluxe
Sound Engineer: S Joly /  JL Fauvel
Creative Director: Didier Guedj
Special thanks to Morgan Prêleur and Steve Maisel.