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(VIDEO) Man Who Won’t Stop Farting On Airplane Forces Emergency Landing

By Nadine / mercredi 21 février 2018 10:00
Should we just dedicate a special section of FML to airplanes?

One would assume that for a flight to have to make an emergency landing, the reason would have to be a pretty scary one. Is someone giving birth? Is someone seriously ill? Is something dangerous happening, or rather someone dangerous on board? Well, sometimes. But in the case of this Transavia Airlines flight from Dubai to Amsterdam, not so much.

Is there a doctor on board? He’s having a fart attack!

According to The Daily Mail, a man aboard the flight reportedly “refused” to stop farting loudly even after being asked by the two passengers seated next to him. After several requests from passengers and even the crew, a fight between the passengers broke out mid air. We just hope the farter-in-question didn’t use any gas defenses against his opponents, as that would be an unfair fight.

He broke wind, but did he break the law?

Upon their unexpected landing in Vienna, Austrian Police boarded the plane to escort the suspects off, but were ultimately let go as no one had broken any Austrian laws. The flatulator was lucky to have not upset the police, but we can’t imagine how upset all the other passengers on this flight were. Or were they happy to breathe some fresh air once they landed?

We don't know which part of this story is more hilarious. The fact that the man was shamelessly farting to begin with, was asked to stop repeatedly after passengers and even crew objected, or the fact that he simply did not care, even then? He should get together with the girl who was shamelessly drying her panties on the flight to Moscow and raise the least fuck-giving children ever to be born.

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By  OCD_NME  |  16

Why can't people just not fart and keep their children quiet on flights? It pisses me off and I deserve to be agressive when others are causing me minor inconveniences. I am the king of the world. It's about me people. MEEEEEEEEE!

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By  OCD_NME  |  16

Why can't people just not fart and keep their children quiet on flights? It pisses me off and I deserve to be agressive when others are causing me minor inconveniences. I am the king of the world. It's about me people. MEEEEEEEEE!

By  wolf_wizard1134  |  9

Maybe he was one of the French tormentors "I fart in your general direction" at least he didn't accuse the two other passengers of having a hamster for their mother and a father smelling of elderberries. lol
Always look on the bright side of life

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