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Well I think everyone had a sneaking suspicion. For example when I left my house for ice cream and came back my sister's Barbie and my Power Ranger was in an awkward sex position. I was home alone

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They are sneaky little fellows. Believe me I've seen it. My neighbor got some and it has been 3 weeks since I last saw him. Poor guy, didn't know what was coming to him...

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At least they aren't the underpants gnomes from South Park. I'd rather be dead with my underpants on than alive with none.

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This reminds me of Sims 3. You'd have to play it to understand. Well, it's sort of a hidden secret, but a gnome could switch positions and move at night. :/

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haha well that's what u get for shopping at walmart!!!!!! and I bet it was just a U of M gnome and that's y she was freakin out:)

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No. It is you who is retarded. The garden gnomes ARE conspiring against us. They're mass produced by the Illuminati to spy on us. Not only this, but Walmart is front for the Illuminati (like McDonald's, Macy's, Target, Sears, Burger King, etc. are). Sheesh, you people are so dense. The Gnomes are very intricately designed robots sent from the future to spy on us. They collect information about you and feed it back to the Illuminati HQ. This is why you should always smash your neighbor's garden

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Sxe beast I didn't call her retarded but you obviously just copied and pasted your same comment from bellow.

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I believe this. I once saw claw marks on me neighbors lawn from his front door to a square patch of grass in the yard. I'm guessing trap door to his doom. Now that I think about it, wheres the mailman been lately?

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#7 let the hunger games.. Begin. And may the odds be in your favor. Lol reminds me of The Hunger Games

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I was going to mention that the easter bunny seems more of a murderous type... then I saw your screen name and just about freaked!

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