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By Zooep - / Monday 24 October 2016 13:54 /
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By  _Adog2645  |  24

I hate fire ants with a passion. My old house's yard in North Carolina was infested with them. Those things fucking hurt, I can't even imagine a ton of them biting my face.

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By  nonsensical  |  26

Did you know you had a red ant infestation? If you did wouldn't you have been more careful about things you use to wipe with?

Hey at least you don't need to wear blush tomorrow!

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  Lepisma  |  38

Neat/really awful fact about fire ants - they don't bite individually. They synchronize so that they start biting at the same time so they can send a bigger message. The "first bite" may well have been a dozen bites at once.

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  usnwife  |  18

She may not have opened her eyes, I keep mine closed while washing to keep soap out, and often grab the towel with my eyes still closed so water doesn't run in them. Granted I am paranoid about spiders so I always shake out/check my towel before washing....

By  _Adog2645  |  24

I hate fire ants with a passion. My old house's yard in North Carolina was infested with them. Those things fucking hurt, I can't even imagine a ton of them biting my face.

By  SilmeriaKai  |  1

I sympathize with you. When I was little I stepped in a fire ant hill and got covered. It was so awful I am terrified of ants to this day. I hope you feel better soon and call an exterminator.

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