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By dumper / Thursday 5 November 2009 06:41 / United States
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Since it's your first date ever, here's something you should know about guys: Sometimes, they have to poo. Even when they're on a date. It's not their fault, it's just the way their bodies work.

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To all you perverted FMl users.. I just want to point out that the majority of normal people find this a HUGE turn off and would dump this guy and wouldnt give a shit. Thankyou for your time.

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#47 Don't be an ass. I have one of those "bags" aka an ostomy, and I'm not jealous of those who use the bathroom normally. I would be dead if I didn't have it and I'm grateful.

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I think it's more of his phrasing than the fact that he needs to poo. Do you think she would write an FML if he had said, "I'll be back in a few minutes, I just need to go to the toilet/bathroom first."

Since it's your first date ever, here's something you should know about guys: Sometimes, they have to poo. Even when they're on a date. It's not their fault, it's just the way their bodies work.

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Seriously not an FML. Apparently he's very comfortable with you. And he might have been a bit nervous, which causes a lot of people to need a restroom pronto. Not an FML.

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But like #6 said: when you gotta go, you gotta go... Would you keep it in till forever if you're on a date? Its better to be relaxed instead of feeling uncomfortable because of it. And on the other hand... he could have said in different words!

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