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These "Extreme Cut Out" Jeans Will Make You Question Everything You Know About Fashion

By Nadine / mercredi 9 mai 2018 10:00
It's fashion, you don't understand.

Calling all people who hate wearing pants: boy do we have great news for you. If you need to put stuff in your pockets but you hate being clothed, look no further than these Carmar Denim "extreme cut out jeans."

 

These jeans will set you back a $168. Some people may think "holy hell, that's the my car payment for the month" while others may think "Great price to essentially walk around naked," but we're not too concerned with the price. We have more important questions like "what the hell do they do with all that fabric they cut out" and "does that backside feel like a denim g-string?"

But: all jokes aside, what on earth is the point? Even people who do understand fashion and are considred fashionable have go to be scratching their heads at this one.

If anyone knows fashion well enough to advise on this one, you're encouraged to share the knowledge and drop a comment below.

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By  RichardPencil  |  25

I’m getting them! These are perfect for me because I have gorgeous legs! To complete the look, I’ll wear a potato sack to cover my objectionable head and torso.

Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, I always say!

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By  RichardPencil  |  25

I’m getting them! These are perfect for me because I have gorgeous legs! To complete the look, I’ll wear a potato sack to cover my objectionable head and torso.

Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, I always say!

By  Madrias  |  34

And to think, all these years, I've been throwing out pants that have rips and tears in them. Who knew I could sell them as 'unique designer jeans' and make stupid amounts of money from doing so.

By  Dave_Davington  |  27

The most insulting thing is these weren't even made from scratch to look like that in the first place. They just took an ordinary pair of jeans and cut out 95% of it. They did a really shit job of it too, considering all of the loose threads on the cuts.

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  RichardPencil  |  25

The exposed pocket material looks silly. Either have them covered in denim, or get rid of them.

Of course, if a guy takes to wearing women’s panties, his nosy wife will find out...or so I’ve heard...from a friend.

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