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The Best of the Worst #28

Hello everyone. Well, November is almost over, but it's the last Wednesday of the month, and we've decided that it'll be the day we release the monthly Best of the Worst of FML. Let's take a gander at this week's collection.  ...
By Alan / Wednesday 23 November 2016 10:38 /

Hello everyone. Well, November is almost over, but it's the last Wednesday of the month, and we've decided that it'll be the day we release the monthly Best of the Worst of FML. Let's take a gander at this week's collection.  

For the people who have never seen this section of FML before: we get sent lots of FMLs, each day, all day. We only publish a few due to the fact that a lot are not very good, copies of old FMLs or just not funny. Amongst those, we also get sent very weird stories, if you can call them stories. That's what we post in this column. Here we go for November's selection.
 

#loveislove 

Today, I love myself. sometimes when I take showers I jump up and down! :-)


Daredevil

go ahead ask me how many painkillers i just took and how many more im about to take. i dare you


Hysterical

my funnys thing ever was went i was 2 year old i wore my dad’s shoes to nursery


My favourite dress

its 725 in the morin and my fuckin liddke couse wont get dress and im dum tired den i have this lady screaming here . Fml


Dog day afternoon

Today… infront of my whole classroom i accidently shouted “Oh my dog!” At that moment i got bitten by the spider that i got scared at and now im sitting im hospital. FML


Pebble Mill

Today I was whacking off in a sock. I felt something hard inside the sock but just whacked it harder. I will have surgery tomorrow for the small pebble in my penis hole. FML


Patrick Duffy strikes again

Today, woke up looked at my phone, saw noo messages, txted patrick ( ex bf) he hasnt respponded!! last nite was he was guna cut if i wldnt go bck wit him but he did me soo bogus idfk wat tah do!!!! he makin me wonder if he did somethin reli bad and is he still alive!!??

 

Some people will actually agree with this

Today, I found out my sister is gay/lesbian. As a scientists I can’t comprehend why a human could even want another that can’t procreate to, more often than not, better society. On a side note I feel cheated of a biological nephew or niece.


BBall boy

Effing Perverts!!! Those bastards keep passing comments while i play bball!?! WTF! No unity in my batch!?!! WTF is wrong with ppl!?! SELFISH EGOIST EFFING PPL! . I hate this new place , FML :|


Sexy Shrek

Today, I was drawing a “Sexy Shrek” because my friend dared me to. My little brother came in, and, upon seeing the drawing, got a massive erection. FML.


That's it for November. We'll probably be back next month, on the last Wednesday of the month, for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the "Moderate the FMLs" feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird ramblings to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!
 

 

 

Bonus track: The dog decides, or you do.

 

Swear again

Today, FMLers, your call: my dog appears to prefer my daughters used maxi pads over mine. The dog is a bloodhound. I swear I am not making this up.

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By  Tripartita  |  45

The last one seems like a jumbled ad from a bizarre alternate dimension. "Nine out of ten bloodhounds prefer my daughter's maxi pads to mine. You can call today and order yours—be sure to mention you're an FMLer for a 15% discount!"

By  Baustigt  |  49

Well the b-ball guy really does have it rough. One moment you're chillin out maxin relaxin all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school and the next, where are you? Not the city of brotherly love, I'll tell you that.

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By  Tripartita  |  45

The last one seems like a jumbled ad from a bizarre alternate dimension. "Nine out of ten bloodhounds prefer my daughter's maxi pads to mine. You can call today and order yours—be sure to mention you're an FMLer for a 15% discount!"

By  Baustigt  |  49

Well the b-ball guy really does have it rough. One moment you're chillin out maxin relaxin all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school and the next, where are you? Not the city of brotherly love, I'll tell you that.

By  False_Stupidity  |  45

That Patric Duffy one is a FML worthy story once you can translate the atrocious writing. The dress one, yeah got nothing there, I can't figure out what they are even trying to say.

By  SquishiiKiwii  |  2

Woah. These FML's hurt my head.. I think some people need to learn how to use spell check, failing that, go back to primary school and learn how to actually string a properly spelt sentence together, on paper. You do not type how you talk! Christ. Also, what in the mother of God does it matter if your bloodhound prefers your daughters used sanitary products, to your own? Dispose of them properly and your dog won't prefer any of them, and why are you even keeping tabs? Get help. Professional help.

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