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The 15 Funniest Tweets About Retrograde, Which Is Of Course The Source Of Everyone's Problems

By nadine / lundi 30 juillet 2018 05:30
Have things been FML-ier than normal for you lately? Well, that's obviously because of the planets being in retrograde. Just blame it on that!

Did you know that retrograde is most definitely, without a doubt and without any room for argument the source of all your problems? Congratulations! This scientific fact™ can be used to excuse your crappy attitude as well as give you an explanation for all your failed relationships. Huzzah!

While retrograde is terrible enough on its own, you should be warned the six (6) planets are currently (or about to be) in retrograde, which is bascially just a sciency way of saying that all hell has just broken loose. ...So, yeah, enjoy these tweets and good luck!

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By  cbchawks  |  13

While everyone is out blaming the planets for them being a shitty person. I'll be kickin back back having fun and being nice to people and not making excuses. but that's just because that's the person I am.

By  wanted_2_want  |  39

Geez! Back in the day a retrograde was any person who was against any kind of progress or common sense. Or plain stupid people

Just like half the population nowadays.
Don’t believe it? Check out the
“flat earthers”. Tide pod challenge. Ground Cinnamon challenge. Self-chocking challenge. Etc

And now even some planets are ‘stupid’

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