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Here's This Week's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

By Nadine / vendredi 11 mai 2018 05:30
Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! Even more proof that the internet is full of people who can claim that reality is stranger than fiction.

 

For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "penis wrinkles" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, get ready, be prepared.
 

shit crack

Today, I am so done with this. Her today “hurry and get hard and fuck me”. A problem she shows me he nice ass, but wait for it there a bunch of shit in the crack. Needless to say that was a total mood killer. Is it so hard to wipe your ass or am I wrong. FML

craving goldfish now

What's great is hosting your brother in law who is a disgustingly messy guest and has the mind power of a goldfish (he's not handicapped just stupid) to mess up your marriage because your husband seems to care about him more than you. Lovely learns this after 9 years of marriage.

what are u even saying

Yesterday I found out the girl I like I thought she was the one, but my friend was the one who told me that so letsbfind out today fml

rip chair and bird

Today, Today I was having a water fight an got a spray bottle. When I sprayed it I hit a bird. I felt so bad I sat in a corner and cried thinking everyone was angry. When they said they weren’t I sat on a chair and broke it. This showI i have a lot of bad luckFmlml. FML

boo hoo

Today I was getting jerked off in my gf's car.... you don't wanna know what I came in :( lmao '#dollarstorebag FML

ok cool

Today, I guess finding useful, reliable information on the internet isn't hopeless after all.. FML

....AND NOTHING WHAT???

I should really dump my child like boyfriend, he cuss and swear at me daily calling me a bitch and a cunt and I still stay because I'm afraid he will marry the next girl he meets we've been together 5 years and nothing

like a helllll

Today, I just met the girl and I don't know why she started laughing like a hell. Later I realized, She is crazy about the clips. #Uday. FML

sweet dreams

Today... while sleeping my night away. I had the best dream, why? I was on a date an still got dumped.. FML

That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!

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By  BeefyQueefy  |  6

Today, I read the ''best'' FMLs of the week. Unfortunately, 95% are imcomprehensible because the spelling and grammar are so horrible. The ones I can understand are just shit and not funny at all. FML

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By  BeefyQueefy  |  6

Today, I read the ''best'' FMLs of the week. Unfortunately, 95% are imcomprehensible because the spelling and grammar are so horrible. The ones I can understand are just shit and not funny at all. FML

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  RichardPencil  |  24

You have just become a candidate for “Worst Reader of the Week.”

The feature is called the “Best of the Worst.” They are the opposite of best! It’s a view into the world of the FML staff to see what they have to endure.

By  BeefyQueefy  |  6

Today, I read the ''best'' FMLs of the week. Unfortunately, 95% are imcomprehensible because the spelling and grammar are so horrible. The ones I can understand are just shit and not funny at all. FML

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  julfunky  |  22

Huh, I didn’t realize they had a “best FMLs of the week” section. Maybe you should comment there instead of here, at the “best of the WORST.”

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These FMLs are actually "the best of the WORST". No wonder you're so confused. They show them because of how terrible they are. It's amusing making fun of people who failed.

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  17

"We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Chair. Friend to all, brother to some, and advocate for Equal Rights of Home Furnishings. His rapacious wit shall never be forgotten. Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, trash to trash."

By  Poodsnade  |  6

If I remember right, you're required to put in an email to even submit an FML. Can we get follow ups? Something like "Dear FML submitter, your FML was so shit that we want to understand what the fuck you meant"

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  Cali  |  49

Actually, you don't have to have an account to submit, so a lot of these are totally anonymous. Sometimes they include their email to be notified when it's published, but even then a lot of people don't bother writing more. It's kind of a shame... I love a good follow-up!

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