Here Are This Week’s Top 10 Funniest Comments!
1. ohsnapword : there's a Spice Girls lyric for every occasion
Talk about spicing up your life.
2. TeachAllTheMath: wise suggestion
Are you growing anything she likes? You might need to put a fence up to keep her out.
3. exileonmainst: rare Billy Joel appearance on FML
Today, I woke up and realized I didn't start a fire last night. I live in Alaska and our winter nights can reach -30 below zero. My fish are dead, my plasma television won't turn on, and the cat has frostbite. FML
Why would you need to start the fire? It was always burning, since the world’s been turning.
4. Lobby_Bee: that's what we at FML do
Today, I egged my cheating ex’s car. Actually, I should clarify; I egged my cheating ex’s sister’s car, thinking it was his. She gave me a black eye and knocked out two of my teeth while my ex laughed his ass off. FML
Why waste valuable food? Don't egg next time, rock them. Cheap and sustainable.
5. Akitakat: true
That’s taking, “Give me some skin” to a whole new level.
6. Leeono: obvious, but valid
So you both got screwed.
7. Lobby_Bee: again!
Today, I moved back to a small town after 4 years in the city. I was looking forward to getting away from the light pollution until I woke up in the middle of the night, peered into the pitch black void above my head, and had a panic attack. I need a night light at 23. FML
Yes, the boogey man can't see in the dark too. Leave a light on for him to find you, he will appreciate it.
8. Notmymonkeysnotmycircus: short and sweet
Ho ho NO
9. laurellkawes: same here
I wouldn’t step foot in a lot of these people’s houses, or I’ll go missing and my bones will be made into windchimes.
10. BrotherPhil: strangely specific… and accurate
Their comment, in response to julfunky saying "Gassy farts? Isn’t that a bit redundant?":
No; there are farts, and there are the long winded things that seem to last for 5 minutes and sound like your nephew trying to start his moped. And then there are the ones that you don't notice until suddenly you are grabbing your throat and gasping for breath.
That's it for this week!
We'll be back next week with all your post-Christmas comments.