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Here Are This Week's 12 Funniest Comments!

By Nadine / samedi 2 juin 2018 05:30
You came, you wrote, we read, we documented. FML for us all.

12, 11,  & 10. A Three for one special because this FML was on fire, fam.

By ElleSavage - / Saturday 26 May 2018 01:30 /

“'Oh that b****, I'm gonna kill....oh....well played'" -ChakatBlackstar  

“But who wore it better?”  -Glowworm56  

“I bet she looked drop dead gorgeous.”  -MissMizery

9. Thank you for the visual.

“Anal. When it makes your hole weak while making your whole week.” -azouwa

8. Send it off with a kiss.

“I don't know what most people think when they check their suitcase in, the suitcase continental? Your suitcase gets a clay spa treatment with a massage?” - Lobby_Bee

7. It all makes sense.

“You’re confused! The Lethal Weapon guy is DANNY Trump, and Childish Gambino is DONALD Trump. Glad I could clear that up.” -RichardPencil  

6. She a thot thot thot.

Oh I know that look. It says "that's not my boyfriends kitten, that's from that one night stand in the alley behind the fish market" -Davros  

5. Congrats!!

“If by "your salary" they mean "the money you earned the first year you had a part-time job", then yippy-ya-yay, I reached my goal. Congratulation to all of you who did the same and I wish us all a happy two years of retirement before we spend it all and go back to work.” -Yudith

4. The ultimate comeback.

"Damn girl, you look good enough to sexually assault!"

"Damn boy, you look good enough to get 10-15 years in prison!" - BurnInDemonFire  

3, 2, & 1. Because teamwork makes the dream work.

“seriously if you didn't vertically consent i would sue they have malpractice insurance.” -AJ1981  

“What if he consented horizontally?” -PenguinPal3017

“Getting horizontal with your therapist is also frowned upon by licensing boards” -PhoenixChick  

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  17

Glad to see that you're learning, friend. Although you should add a few things to your list, just to be safe. You don't want to end up in prison for murder thinking "Damn, that random dude on the internet tried to warn me, but I didn't listen.", and then becoming Big Ken's latest wife.

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Glad to see that you're learning, friend. Although you should add a few things to your list, just to be safe. You don't want to end up in prison for murder thinking "Damn, that random dude on the internet tried to warn me, but I didn't listen.", and then becoming Big Ken's latest wife.

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