Here are the 3 FMLs That Made You Guys Laugh Most This Week!
For those of you who need to catch up on this week's FMLs, here's a quick recap!
Berries and cream, berries and cream, he's a little lad who love berries and cream!
Today, while my husband and I were having sex, we were trying this strawberry flavored lube which had a very strong candy smell. My husband starts laughing mid-performance, looks me in the eye, and exclaims "F*CK THE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW!" FML
Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
Today, my co-worker, a black woman born and raised in Oklahoma, rudely implied I shouldn't call myself african, even though I was born and raised in Cape Town, a city my family has lived in since its foundation. It seems the fact I am white is what troubles her about the whole situation. FML
Her saying "yes" is the only permission you need, OP. Go for it! You sound cool.
Today, my girlfriend's dad refused to give me permission to marry his daughter because I'm "covered in gang tattoos" and he doesn't want his daughter marrying a criminal. The only tattoos I have are the Game of Thrones direwolf and a quote from the Lord of the Rings movies. FML