Happy National Record Store Day! Here Are 10 Musical FMLs.
1. Oh come on, grinch.
2. Alll niiighhht looonnng *Lionel Richie voice*
Today, I was the DJ for a company party that was supposed to end at 11 p.m. The company ended up wanting music late and my boss made me stay there until they got tired, which ended up being 3 a.m. I start work at my other job at 7 a.m. FML
3. Can't stop won't stop
4. Harvey Weinstein?
5. Queue "Before He Cheats" By Carrie Underwood
Today, the father of one of my music students asked me out to dinner via my work e-mail. I thought it was kind of sweet, albeit a little strange, until I got his daughter's instrument rental check, with both his and his wife's name printed on it. FML
6. Annnd that's the end of that.
7. MUSIC! BRINGS THE PEOPLE! (back) TOGETHER! YEAH!
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
8. It was quite the show indeed.
Today, I performed for the first time at someone's wedding. When the music started, I heard a click. Slowly, I felt my strapless bra drop lower and lower due to my non-existent breasts. The hook on my bra had broken at that very moment on stage. FML