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8-Year-Old Sam Won’t Brush His Teeth So His Parents Send Him This Hilarious Letter from The Tooth Fairy

By Nina / jeudi 14 septembre 2017 12:30
For some kids, brushing your teeth is an FML that they would rather avoid. That is, until a higher authority has something to say about it. No, I’m not talking about their parents. I’m talking about Barry T. Tooth Fairy.

When I was a kid, I loved brushing my teeth. I had a bomb-ass Blue’s Clues-themed toothbrush and Barbie bubblegum-flavored toothpaste that looked like it had sparkles in it. That was before I upgraded to the more mature Aquafresh Kids toothpaste that tasted so great, I used to crave it during the day. I’d look forward to the end of the day when I could get my fix. That tri-colored gel was my drug and I had the gleaming white teeth of an addict.

However, it happens that not all kids are as enticed by branded dental hygiene products as I was. In fact, most are not.

Such was the case for 8-year-old Sam Warren, whose dental hygiene was not quite up to snuff for the Tooth Fairy and his associates on the tooth analyzing committee. 

After Sam lost a tooth, he did as all children anticipate doing. He plopped it under his pillow and waiting for the tooth fairy to come claim it in exchange for a shiny one-pound coin. He got the pound alright, but he also got something else that he wasn’t expecting.

 

Maybe Sam wouldn’t listen to his parents tell him to brush his teeth, but surely he’d listen to the tooth fairy. Even at 8 years old, the thirst for money is real. This was his only chance at making that dough, which obviously he needed to fund his Fanta habit…

Parents are all a-twitter, praising Sam’s dad, Henry Warren for his A+ parenting.

And of course, dental professionals are showing their support too.

Can you blame them, look how legit the execution is!

I mean, tell me you wouldn’t listen to the tooth fairy if he sent you a letter this well-done…

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By  RockPrincess26  |  16

Or you could've made him watch the episode of ren and stimpy where they don't take care of their teeth and their teeth fall out. Scared my five year old ass into brushing my teeth twice a day. I don't know if they have reruns of that show. It was a 90s show, maybe even 80s.

By  maharb01  |  17

that was the first episode I ever saw! stimpy told ren he needed to pull out his nerve endings and put them under his pillow, and the nerve ending fairy would bring him hundreds of dollars so he could buy new teeth. the fairy showed up, was out of bills, so he left a ball of lint. epic.

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By  RockPrincess26  |  16

Or you could've made him watch the episode of ren and stimpy where they don't take care of their teeth and their teeth fall out. Scared my five year old ass into brushing my teeth twice a day. I don't know if they have reruns of that show. It was a 90s show, maybe even 80s.

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  maharb01  |  17

that was the first episode I ever saw! stimpy told ren he needed to pull out his nerve endings and put them under his pillow, and the nerve ending fairy would bring him hundreds of dollars so he could buy new teeth. the fairy showed up, was out of bills, so he left a ball of lint. epic.

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