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15 Hilarious Tweets About Being Single That Will Probably Explain Why You’re Single

By Nadine / jeudi 8 février 2018 10:00
It seems like you’ll be alone forever! And you probably will. Total FML.

Jimmy Fallon is at it again with the tweets. He took to Twitter yesterday to ask for all the #WhyImSingle tweets and all the ugly truths came to the forefront. Honestly, we’re pretty proud. At least people can admit it, and admitting it is the first step… or something. So, thanks Jimmy. If you yourself are single, you can probably relate to most of these. And if not, you can sit back, read these, and then go out and buy your partner some flowers to make sure that you’ll never lose them because holy hell you don’t want to end up like these people.

1. And Jimmy himself kicks it off with a pretty gross one.

2. I'm not sure this hashtag was a good enough reason to admit that...

3. Well, at least they hit it off...

4. Forever alone grammar nazi.

5. Because we love that this keeps getting called back.

6. Why are you breathing in my air space?

7. But really, we were ALL terrified that those might come true.

8. Relatable. 

9. I think we might be onto something here.

10. Seems reasonable.

11. Technically, she's in a commited and loving relationship.

12. At least he's honest. Aren't people supposed to look for that in relationships??

13.*slants eyes* *cringes*

14. Somebody please be the Hermione to this dude's Ron.

15. The gif says it all.

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By  RichardPencil  |  24

The “my personality as birth control” is an old joke. It’s a good one, and I’ve been using it for years!

The joke, that is, not my personality as birth control ... wait!

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By  RichardPencil  |  24

The “my personality as birth control” is an old joke. It’s a good one, and I’ve been using it for years!

The joke, that is, not my personality as birth control ... wait!

By  Dave_Davington  |  27

Oh god, where to start. Let's see, I'm antisocial, I'm an unreasonably picky eater, I'm an alcoholic, I have a tiny penis, I take religion way too seriously, I'm a racist, I'm a pervert, I'm a sexist, I'm a brony, I'm a chronic masturbator, I yell at pigeons, I'm always underdressed, I don't wipe my bum properly and I'm a 46 year old virgin.

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