15 Hilarious Tweets About Being Single That Will Probably Explain Why You’re Single
Jimmy Fallon is at it again with the tweets. He took to Twitter yesterday to ask for all the #WhyImSingle tweets and all the ugly truths came to the forefront. Honestly, we’re pretty proud. At least people can admit it, and admitting it is the first step… or something. So, thanks Jimmy. If you yourself are single, you can probably relate to most of these. And if not, you can sit back, read these, and then go out and buy your partner some flowers to make sure that you’ll never lose them because holy hell you don’t want to end up like these people.
It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny or embarrassing reason why you're single and tag it with #WhyImSingle. Could be on the show!— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) February 7, 2018
1. And Jimmy himself kicks it off with a pretty gross one.
I eat the top layer of my popcorn using only my tongue. #WhyImSingle— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) February 7, 2018
2. I'm not sure this hashtag was a good enough reason to admit that...
I've eaten a dog biscuit on accident and then again on purpose bc it tasted just like a mini muffin. #WhyImSingle— lauren 🥀 (@demaskingtape) February 7, 2018
3. Well, at least they hit it off...
Last time I went in for a check up my doctor asked me what birth control I was using and I said, "My personality." She laughed so gotdamn hard she had to put her clipboard down. #WhyImSingle— India🌙🌙 (@SecrtlyMsMarvel) February 7, 2018
4. Forever alone grammar nazi.
Him: I don't get why your single.— nashefa. (@nashefaaa) February 7, 2018
5. Because we love that this keeps getting called back.
I eat Doritos too loudly. #WhyImSingle— Charlotte Clymer🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) February 8, 2018
6. Why are you breathing in my air space?
7. But really, we were ALL terrified that those might come true.
I didn’t fwd those chain messages in 2011 #WhyImSingle— danny phantom (@huevosrancheroz) February 8, 2018
Me: I want a bf.— Rachel Crowder (@RachelKayTutor) February 8, 2018
Guy: Hey are you free this weekend?
Me, in bed by 8 PM with a book:
I’m SO busy!#WhyImSingle
9. I think we might be onto something here.
The reason #WhyImSingle is pretty obvious. Wait hold on... *Yells upstairs from basement* “MOM WHY AM I SINGLE AGAIN??”— Trusted Texan (@TrustedTexan) February 7, 2018
10. Seems reasonable.
"Sorry man, a Buzzfeed quiz revealed that my future husband is a Gemini and you're definitely a Taurus. I'm over wasting my time." - me at the bar #WhyImSingle— Veronica Behonick (@herees_ronnie) February 7, 2018
11. Technically, she's in a commited and loving relationship.
12. At least he's honest. Aren't people supposed to look for that in relationships??
I'm single by choice. Just not my choice. #WhyImSingle— Thatguy (@LeonHaniliak) February 7, 2018
13.*slants eyes* *cringes*
I clap when credits roll at the movies#WhyImSingle— Ally Baharoon (@venturally) February 7, 2018
14. Somebody please be the Hermione to this dude's Ron.
I always find a way to bring Harry Potter into the conversation. It's a Sirius problem #WhyImSingle— Rhiannon (@HBP_ALWAYS98) February 7, 2018