13 Hilarious Tweets About The Bitter Cold That’s Taken Over North America
Maybe the snow made for a nice, picturesque white Christmas, but now that that holiday is over, people are more than ready for the cold to go away. Only a week into winter and freezing temperatures on the East coast, the Midwest, and Canada have reached record lows.
In Minnesota, temperatures have dropped as low as -37°C, which goes without saying is TOO. DAMN. COLD. Like, can’t-even-breathe cold. Like, every-single-vein-in-your-body-is-frozen cold. Like, that’s-not-even-funny-because-people-are-legitimately-freezing-to-death-in-this-weather cold. Like even-Americans-are measuring-the-temperature-in-Celsius-to-make-minus-30-degrees-Fahrenheit-sound-even-worse cold.
Here’s what people are saying.
1. Well, that takes care of that.
It's so cold outside that the ghost that haunted the house froze to death pic.twitter.com/pwYST9CpOJ— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) December 27, 2017
2. Be Kelso-cool.
Instead say “well damn Jackie I can’t control the weather” https://t.co/2uUFJTVYyA— Sam⚡️Clark (@SamClark_23) December 26, 2017
3. Impervious or insane?
No matter how cold it is outside there’s always that one fucker in shorts!!— Jacksepticeye (@Jack_Septic_Eye) December 27, 2017
4. There shall be no skating today.
Canada problems: it’s too cold for ice. https://t.co/zHVldmbHEN— the very model of a modern gay transsexual (@LittleMxSurly) December 27, 2017
5. Time to go back inside.
It’s so cold in Canada we went to go use the snowblower and it was frozen, so we went to use a metal shovel and it snapped in half— lauren (@_laurenchong) December 27, 2017
6. They know best.
phewwww this is that *disrespectful* cold. When you walk outside and inhale and your lungs seize up like WHAT IS YOU DOIN and you cough involuntarily. That’s your lungs slapping you— wikipedia brown (@eveewing) December 27, 2017
7. Not cool. Bring them back right this instant!
It’s zero degrees outside. No degrees. Who robbed the degrees. The weather is broke as hell. Someone lend Chicago some degrees real quick.— awkward connoisseur (@RaychJackson) December 26, 2017
8. Can you not? Please and thank you.
it’s actually so rude how cold it is outside— jamie corbett (@justjamiie) December 27, 2017
9. Lifestyle training.
Was just about to hail a cab because it's freezing and I'm a 25 minute walk from home but I didn't because I thought I haven't suffered enough today so if anyone wants to know what German parents instill in a person this is it— Ben Kissel (@BenKissel) December 27, 2017
10. it's only fitting.
In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness.— Doth (@DothTheDoth) December 21, 2017
11. We were the lucky ones.
Periodically I wonder what it would be like to grow up in a warm place and never be cold not once in your whole life and then move somewhere cold and I want to go around and personally apologize to all those people— wikipedia brown (@eveewing) December 25, 2017
12. Take this advice.
Left the house today.— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) December 26, 2017
There were people.
Do not recommend.
13. Chill all the things!
Weather update: The world is my beer fridge.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 26, 2017