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Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18360) - you deserved it (2455)

On 01/05/2010 at 10:30pm - animals - by nomorepetbird (man) - United States (Texas)

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