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Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25862) - you deserved it (10105) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/18/2013 at 6:39am - animals - by dormeur - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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You've been whipped by your cat!

#1 - On 01/18/2013 at 10:41am by Lucia_Malpense

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I always let my cat do what she wants because otherwise she plots to kill me.

#4 - On 01/18/2013 at 10:42am by XDsmileyDX

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