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Today, while I was talking to my boss, he got a call from "babe". The number that was calling him was my girlfriend's. FML

By nobody - / Monday 27 August 2018 21:00 / Ireland
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Today, a woman messaged me on a dating app to tell me that I was ugly, and that I shouldn't be allowed on the site. FML

By Ugly??? - / Saturday 29 April 2017 23:00 / Ireland - Dublin
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Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 6 May 2013 18:13 / Ireland - Kilmacrennan
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  Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

By smart move there - / Wednesday 16 May 2012 16:10 / Ireland - Naas
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Today, during a school trip to Ireland, I tried taking a souvenir picture of a sheep wearing my sunglasses. So, if you ever see a sheep running past with sunglasses on, they're mine. FML

By gege31 - / Monday 8 November 2010 11:48 / Ireland
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