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By ouchy - / Saturday 15 September 2018 13:30 / New Zealand - Nelson
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Today, my aunt who has never had children lectured me on how childbirth isn't painful. I am pregnant with my second. I think I've got the gist of how it feels, thanks. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 14 August 2018 00:30 / New Zealand - Hamilton
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Today, the fire alarm went off halfway through my bikini wax. FML

By StickyVag - / Tuesday 7 August 2018 19:30 / New Zealand
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By ex-lawyer - / Thursday 26 July 2018 06:30 / New Zealand - Auckland
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Today, in front of my 6 brothers, my mother told me I had the smallest penis at birth. FML

By junkjunkie - / Monday 11 June 2018 11:30 / New Zealand - Tauranga
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Today, I got robbed. They took my stereo and laptop, but they left my car and a note that reads "Wtf is this?" FML

By Nessa - / Sunday 18 February 2018 19:30 / New Zealand
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Today, I received a housewarming gift from an easily offended friend of mine. I recently explained to her how terrible I am at keeping plants alive. What did she get me? An orchid. FML

By Orchidmurderer - / Thursday 21 December 2017 09:00 / New Zealand
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Today, I got into a minor car accident. No one got hurt, but the person that hit me was my father. Everyone thought he died 8 years ago. FML

By WaitWhat - / Saturday 18 November 2017 08:16 / New Zealand - Auckland
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Today, I thought it would be a nice idea to take some flowers and candy to a friend whose cat had just passed away. As I was leaving, I ran over her other cat. FML

By kiwibadja - / Friday 9 December 2016 15:54 / New Zealand - Auckland
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By chiara - / Wednesday 26 August 2015 10:25 / New Zealand - Christchurch

Game Ranking

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Zombie

# Nickname Bites
1 MysteryGuitarMan 447
2 whatshername?! 200
3 im365sostressed 7
4 CaseyR 4
5 imightbeazombie 0
6 darkdepressed 0
7 littletrainer 0
8 cnclalacrap 0
9 scizzoid 0
10 ndisabeast 0
# Total 658

vampire

# Nickname Bites
1 newbiemalestr8 2600
2 BadAtPuns 1457
3 Ashamed_Sister 1000
4 abigiggles 220
5 hellsingthecreator93 183
6 Dave_Davington 135
7 EclipticaLibra 120
8 Vaella 81
9 Callyn 48
10 xsandra 45
# Total 6179

werewolf

# Nickname Bites
1 MrGoesNuts 930
2 Taurus_ChicKa 50
3 thisisbutaname 39
4 tinyme2 3
5 ohnoo_ew 0
6 sami_91 0
7 aquarius2 0
8 aquarius 0
9 muffin69 0
10 cometdancer10159 0
# Total 1022
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