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Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

#21502315
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22255) - you deserved it (1721)

On 12/10/2015 at 4:38pm - work - by PissyPuss (woman) - United States

Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML

#21502162
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21238) - you deserved it (2360)

On 12/10/2015 at 5:47am - work - by WishIWasADogMinder (woman) - Australia

Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML

#21502119
108 comments

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On 12/10/2015 at 12:29am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much and it unnerves him. FML

Today, I told a customer to have a nice day. Little did I know it'd make her have an emotional breakdown and nearly cause me to lose my job. FML

#21501835
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21131) - you deserved it (1287)

On 12/09/2015 at 10:22am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML

#21501830
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21830) - you deserved it (1413)

On 12/09/2015 at 10:01am - work - by disgruntled -

Today, my boss of six months asked me what country I'm from. I'm white and from the southern United States. I'm so quiet, he didn't think I spoke English. FML

Today, I got fired from my job because I closed the store 84 seconds early. They found out because the state manager was sitting across the street with binoculars watching me. FML

#21501348
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25489) - you deserved it (3602)

On 12/08/2015 at 1:17am - work - by unemployed-dude - Australia (Victoria)

Today, some wannabe molester actually used the "Do you know who my dad is?!" line on me as I threw him out of a club. Turns out his dad is my boss's brother. I'm now searching for a new job. FML

#21500663
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25019) - you deserved it (1819)

On 12/06/2015 at 6:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML

#21500653
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21647) - you deserved it (2078)

On 12/06/2015 at 4:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

#21500589
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19334) - you deserved it (10232)

On 12/06/2015 at 12:06am - work - by gmian (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my partner and I got called out to a domestic disturbance. Things turned ugly while we were en-route. Long story short, I now know how many grown men it takes to lift a nearly 400lb shit-covered woman onto a stretcher. I almost reconsidered my choice of career. FML

#21500205
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21315) - you deserved it (1621)

On 12/04/2015 at 10:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, even though I've been studying and working with children and adolescents for the last 14 years, I've come to find that their parents' behavior tends to be worse than their children's. FML



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