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Today, I showed up at work and a coworker pointed a gun at me . After twisting his arm and leveling his face into the wall, I found out it was a lighter . Now I might lose job over his stupid joke . FML

after running late fir work , my boss called me into his office and asked me why I was wearing a uniform shrt that said Amanda. My name is Rob. Amanda is my fiancé , who works fir the same organization at a different location. Employees r prohibited from dating each other. FML

Today, I got a raise. A 10 cent raise. I have worked at mah job 4 over 3 years. I now make 20 cents more an hour than people that have only worked there 3 minutes. FML

#4586443
102 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 11:19pm - work - by fmjob (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , while working as a parking booth attendant I decided to be nice an offer a woman free parking. I said , "give me a high five an I'll give you free parking since I already did the paper work." She said , "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paper work. FML

#4533518
90 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 8:19pm - work - by ParkingGuy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was looking over the schedule fir errors and crcled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me... she gave me a werd look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had crcled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

#4525349
55 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm - work - by dumblond (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, while working at Starbucks, a customer spilled her drink all over the counter . After I cleaned up her spill an remade the drink (for free), she exclaimed "Thanks! I should really tip you!" Then she turned around, walked drectly past the tip jar, an left the store . FML

#4511734
108 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 9:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to te scool I work at, to set up ma new classroom . I'm 5'1" an I was carrying a backpack full of fun educational posters . I also ave a new boss . Wen we met fir te first time e was yelling at me cuz "tere were no student allowed in ere yet." FML

#4511131
74 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 9:36pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out that 15 yeres ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML

#4508324
117 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 7:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I rented a car that has a smart key. The proximity of the key determines if the doors will unlock. I went to a meeting and returned to the car with the trunk popped open and all mah luggage gone. The rental company decided to store a spare key in the glovebox for safe keeping. FML

#4494514
66 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 2:42am - work - by NoKeyNoCar - United States (California)

Today mah 16 yr old cousin needd help making a job resume so I give him mine to see as an example. He changd mah name to his and it got him a job right away. The sad part? I handd mah resume out to about 30 places and I am still unemployd. mega FML

#4486417
71 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 9:47pm - work - by Jobless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was volunteering at te library!! A kid came up and askd me to elp im peel te back off is sticker!! It took me so long te kid left!! Determind, I still trid to peel it off!! Fifteen minutes later, te librarian came over, lookd once at it, and told me it wasn't a sticker!! FML

#4484450
60 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 8:34pm - work - by librarygirl (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I ran sound for ma ex's wedding reearsal since I was te only sound tec in town. Her dad was late for te reearsal, so te pastor ad me to walk er down te aisle. FML

#4482607
85 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 7:14pm - work - by d.stack (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was late 4 a medical school seminar and test!! An SUV flipped over on the highway right in front of me!! I held pressure to gushing, lacerated artery until EMS arrived!! He lived, but I might have to repeat thehole year because I missed a big test!! The test? Emergency response medicine!! FML

#4459199
126 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 8:58pm - work - by doctorchick (woman) - United States (California)



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