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Today, I had my first job interview in months. The interviewer started by introducing herself and asking how I was. I got caught between introducing myself and telling her how I was and replied "I'm Kate thanks". FML

#14574476
59 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 2:51am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

#14568173
83 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 6:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML

#14563529
197 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 6:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML

#14558883
59 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML

#14549466
25 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 12:09am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was applying for a job at a corporate office. Everything went fine until I hurled all over the manager, who until then seemed to like me. Never eat expired canned tuna on the same day as an interview. FML

#14548821
73 comments

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On 01/11/2011 at 9:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, some construction workers kept going in and out the door next to my cubicle. They decided it would be easier to just prop the door open for the next hour. It's 20 degrees outside, and I'm wearing a dress. FML

#14543942
102 comments

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On 01/11/2011 at 9:45am - work - by bitty (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys up onto the top shelf in storage. I'm 4'10. FML

#14539284
113 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 11:11pm - work - by frmitalywithlove (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML

#14531234
38 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 8:23am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

#14528961
58 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 1:45am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML

#14509671
49 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 3:35pm - work - by niiiiiiiiiikki - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out I'm getting laid off. However, they're keeping my coworker who rarely shows up and sleeps all the time when he's there. FML

#14505511
35 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 3:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

#14500845
69 comments

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On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)



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