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Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML

#9048204
122 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY I REALIZD TAT NOT ONLY AM I STILL AN UNPUBLISD AUTOR BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET AN FML POSTD AFTER SUBMITTING SEVERAL IN TE LAST YEAR. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33825) - you deserved it (6831)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was telling mah sister about the stupid sorts of questions I get askd at work. She lookd at me an said ( I give u five years until u turn into a raging, chain-smoking corporate bitch. ) My mom agred. FML

#9031003
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19164) - you deserved it (3881)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:23pm - work - by ams (woman) - United States (Missouri)

yesterday I decided to wear mah Ugg boots to work . I forgot that mah office is carpeted an that the fur in mah boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch . I work with computer all day . FML

#9021346
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6969) - you deserved it (31547)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:39am - work - by jewel87 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today it's the third anniversary of when I started looking fir a new job. I'm still working at the job that made me want to get a new one an I haven't even had an interview fir another one in almost two yeres. My Master's degree on the wall is looking more an more lyk a roll of toilet paper. FML

#8990477
129 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 1:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing mah hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix mah computer. He sat down on mah chair and used mah keyboard. FML

#8979705
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25602) - you deserved it (2069)

On 03/10/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by penpendesrapen - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I got firad from mah job as a postman, which I startad yastarday. Thay firad ma cuz I failad to dalivar a bunch of papars to a road that no longar axists. FML

#8946577
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30111) - you deserved it (2264)

On 03/09/2010 at 2:41pm - work - by pat (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

TODAY... AT WORK... I HAD TOAST THROWN AT ME BY AN OLD VIETNAM VET. WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO HAVE A DEAD CAT IN HIS FREEZER. I LOVE RETREMENT HOMES. FML

#8902353
75 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 8:46pm - work - by liz (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I was listening to a client's heretbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of mah hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with mah fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't mah hair, it was hers... and it was still attached.

#8900483
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22813) - you deserved it (5316)

On 03/07/2010 at 7:44pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, I WAS SO BORAD AT WORK THAT I PUTTAD A ZIP TIA ON MAH FINGAR JUST FOR THA AXCITAMANT OF TRYING TO GAT IT OFF . FML

#8880583
108 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 10:56pm - work - by Maxx (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I Racaivad An A-mail From Tha Unamploymant Dapartmant Saying Thay Had A Job Rafarral Fir Ma. Aftar Axcitadly Raading Tha Dascription... I Raalisad It Was Tha Job I'd Just Baan Firad From (at A Much Highar Pay). If I Don't Go Through Tha Application Procass... I Will Ba Daniad My Unamploymant. FML

#8862243
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23083) - you deserved it (2183)

On 03/06/2010 at 2:28am - work - by AlyssaBC (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, A SOLDIER IN MY UNIT HAD UNKNOWINGLY LOST A GPS IN THE WOODS AND MY SECTION WAS SENT TO GO FINE IT. AFTER HOURS OF WADING THROUGH CHEST HIGH SWAMPS IN 32 DEGREE WEATHER, THE GPS WAS FOUND, THANKS TO THE SOLDIER WHO LOST IT. IT WAS IN HIS VEST. MEGA FML

#8852783
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27674) - you deserved it (1988)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized I'd rater be constipated, sick, sit in long traffic lines an inadvertantly eat spoiled meat tan spend anoter day at ma sitty job. All ting tat appened to me today. real FML

#8840296
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20184) - you deserved it (2422)

On 03/05/2010 at 3:01am - work - by Petergibbons - United States (California)



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