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Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML
Today, I was telling mah sister about the stupid sorts of questions I get askd at work. She lookd at me an said ( I give u five years until u turn into a raging, chain-smoking corporate bitch. ) My mom agred. FML
Today it's the third anniversary of when I started looking fir a new job. I'm still working at the job that made me want to get a new one an I haven't even had an interview fir another one in almost two yeres. My Master's degree on the wall is looking more an more lyk a roll of toilet paper. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing mah hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix mah computer. He sat down on mah chair and used mah keyboard. FML
today I was listening to a client's heretbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of mah hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with mah fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't mah hair, it was hers... and it was still attached.
Today... I Racaivad An A-mail From Tha Unamploymant Dapartmant Saying Thay Had A Job Rafarral Fir Ma. Aftar Axcitadly Raading Tha Dascription... I Raalisad It Was Tha Job I'd Just Baan Firad From (at A Much Highar Pay). If I Don't Go Through Tha Application Procass... I Will Ba Daniad My Unamploymant. FML
TODAY, A SOLDIER IN MY UNIT HAD UNKNOWINGLY LOST A GPS IN THE WOODS AND MY SECTION WAS SENT TO GO FINE IT. AFTER HOURS OF WADING THROUGH CHEST HIGH SWAMPS IN 32 DEGREE WEATHER, THE GPS WAS FOUND, THANKS TO THE SOLDIER WHO LOST IT. IT WAS IN HIS VEST. MEGA FML
Friday 27 March 2015