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Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours upon hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "that was a gift." FML

#16666880
80 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 8:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

#16659246
125 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 10:23am - work - by patrickalamo - United States (Texas)

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

#16624157
125 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

#16591385
195 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

#16577754
122 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I am going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML

#16575408
150 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 7:50am - work - by aeghw1s - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
336 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, after being laid off for over a year, I got turned down for an unpaid internship. I can't even get people to let me work for free. FML

#16561616
61 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

#16560118
125 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 9:03am - work - by iloveyoutoomom (man) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

#16551400
164 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

#16546066
226 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by disappointed (woman) - United States (Idaho)



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