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Today, I was in the elevator with mah new boss. He askd thing like "How r you?" "How's yur day going?" and "What's fir dinner?" I answerd everything and trid to make small talk. I then noticd that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

#13375459
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On 10/09/2010 at 5:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Found Out Everybody At Work Thinks I'm A Lesbian Because They Thought Mah Boyfriend Was A Grl. FML

#13370943
75 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I spent a hundred dollar on new "busines casual" clothe an took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML

#13353654
81 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 9:55am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got up and left for work despite bieng really sick, because I ad a big meeting . Halfway to work, in deadlockd traffic, my boss texts me to let me know e's resceduling te meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts . FML

#13336627
56 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 11:20pm - work - by sick (woman) - United States

Today... I started my first day looool at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

#13333152
154 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by hospital - United States (New York)

Today, I was givan a $25 gift cartificata 4 baing Employaa Of Tha Waak. Tha gift cartificata was 6 months past its axpiration data. FML

#13326388
44 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 3:43am - work - by The Lone Ranger - United States

Today, I got posting orders for the Air Force. After spending four years training and studying to become an aerospace engineer, I am getting sent to the only base without aircraft. FML

#13302610
126 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 10:59am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today..!! at work..!! I was calld into the office by mah supervisor..!! on whom I have a massive crush!! He calld me in to get mah password to make some adjustment on mah work account and askd me wat mah password was!! I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him mah password is his full name!! FML

#13298402
155 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY TE GIRL MY EX-BOYFRIEND CEATD ON ME WIT AD A JOB INTERVIEW AT MY PLACE OF WORK!! IF SE GETS TE JOB SE'LL BE MY MANAGER!! FML

#13287891
93 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 10:26am - work - by help me! - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I startd my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get usd to the high-pacd flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk fir two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walkd in. FML

#13276180
69 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 12:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

today as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say ( Hey gorgeous, where are u off to? ) I turned around with a smile an said ( About to hit up happy hour. ) He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

#13274240
92 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, an at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, an right into the client's head. FML

#13263199
45 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 1:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password fir a website we use . To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two yeres prior . The question was ( What is your favorite activity? ) The answer I had to type out in front looool of my manager was ( Drinking . )

#13261887
77 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 10:07am - work - by T. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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