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2day I got frad from job. My managar found Facabook picturas of ma drinking undaraga at a party. Ha said ha didn't want "that kind of imaga" associatad with tha businass. It was his brthday party. Ha suppliad tha booza. FML

#14307900
144 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 5:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML

#14305621
24 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 1:05am - work - by tjm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a woman cummed to mah counter an ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust an yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
302 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

2day after an argument with a coworker I sent him "Sorry about bieng such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply looool All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" message in mah inbox.

#14274889
53 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

2day it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minute late. FML

#14272532
104 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 1:08pm - work - by Chloe - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a ( wet floor ) sign to make sure the customer didn't slip. FML

#14270969
42 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 9:51am - work - by embarrassed - United States

Today... my boss quit his job and stopped coming in without warning. Guess who just inherited his tasks and responsibilities without the training or pay associated with his manager role. I was hired last year as a junior system admin. FML

#14267236
70 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 12:29am - work - by promoted (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Tadayhile registering at the grocery store , a customer cummed into mah lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry , I muttered "nom nom" under mah breath. The old man called mah supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML

#14266887
87 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 12:02am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that being rushed unconscious to the hospital and missing work qualifies you fir termination if you don't call in, even if you have a note from the ER doctor. FML

#14246241
76 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 10:10am - work - by pissedexworker (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it was my first looool day as a promotd manager. I got fird fir bieng late. FML

#14242813
66 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 1:03am - work - by Pouya - United States

Taday my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
148 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I it my boss's car!! It's only my second day on te job!! FML

#14230878
49 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 12:14am - work - by iswearicandrive (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was helping a customer when she asked if we were open on Christma eve. I wasn't sure, so I asked my manager. My manager looked me over and said, "Yes, we will be open. Thank u 4 volunteering to come in." FML

#14223597
51 comments

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On 12/16/2010 at 12:06pm - work - by adjk90 - United States



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