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Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML

#18377899
108 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML

#18374727
137 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 10:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
108 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada

Today, one of my classmates pointed out that our professor has a habit of sucking his teeth at the end of each sentence. I'd never noticed before. I can't concentrate anymore, all I can focus on is his weird teeth noise thing. FML

#18354788
73 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 7:18am - work - by taternuts - Canada

Today, after working for over ten years at a dead-end factory line, I told my friends I was going to take some business courses and land myself a real job. All they've done since is laugh, mock me, and say that if Clinton couldn't fix the economy, I have no chance. FML

#18350562
95 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 8:37pm - work - by workworkwork - United States (Florida)

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
258 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

#18329214
91 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -

Today, I lost my job for taking an unauthorized vacation. I just got married and requested time off for the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approved then. They forgot, and then got angry because I didn't remind them. I did remind them, the day before I left. FML

#18316081
119 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 11:20am - work - by lostwife - United States

Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML

#18304888
138 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 2:02am - work - by disciplinaryaction (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

#18286848
55 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 3:40am - work - by arthur (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, MS Word kept crashing with a memory error, so I called tech support. Instead of actually fixing the problem, their tech wasted over an hour of my time defragmenting the hard drive, disabling the anti-virus, and downloading new video card drivers from some shady site, before giving up. FML

#18283702
98 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 7:48pm - work - by I quit (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

#18279694
241 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 7:22am - work - by Anothernametaken (man) - United States



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