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Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML

#17305922
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36845) - you deserved it (3166)

On 07/30/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Tootie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

#17297056
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44975) - you deserved it (3531)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML

#17289297
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33266) - you deserved it (3642)

On 07/28/2011 at 6:25pm - work - by jellymoon14 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML

#17284232
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32137) - you deserved it (4887)

On 07/28/2011 at 6:51am - work - by Rick - United States (Indiana)

Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML

#17283766
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9896) - you deserved it (53549)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:15am - work - by Champion the wonder horse - United States

Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

#17282726
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29222) - you deserved it (2536)

On 07/28/2011 at 12:34am - work - by cocokiss410 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML

#17233240
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31743) - you deserved it (3436)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:01pm - work - by Sarah - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML

#17207535
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15269) - you deserved it (45969)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by ohmygosh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

#17176050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29878) - you deserved it (6431)

On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States

Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

#17164804
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30570) - you deserved it (2610)

On 07/18/2011 at 3:40pm - work - by StudMuffinette (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then steals my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML

#17160498
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37068) - you deserved it (4252)

On 07/18/2011 at 6:07am - work - by jennlikewhoa - United States

Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML

#17145541
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30908) - you deserved it (2938)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:00am - work - by sfabsits - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML

#17144161
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33719) - you deserved it (4846)

On 07/17/2011 at 1:16am - work - by Auston (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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