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Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74339) - you deserved it (2699)

On 04/14/2009 at 7:18am - work - by hcfan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Boss is a jerk, unless it was a nut hair of yours.

#1 - On 04/14/2009 at 10:02am by rukusrazor

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Sounds like you're better off now, you can get a new boss who isn't such a d*ck. Win in disguise?

#2 - On 04/14/2009 at 10:03am by zachary918

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