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Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML


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On 04/14/2009 at 2:13am - work - by Bob (man) - United States (Kansas)

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This is just so mean that I almost can't believe it. Who calls someone over to inform them that they look like a murderer? What did they expect you to say after asking if you've killed anyone, "Why, yes ma'am, I've murdered about 14 people. I target women wearing red on a full moon. Thanks for asking!"

#7 - On 04/14/2009 at 10:08am by bioclock

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hahahah we all get that... no, we dont actually. go get a makeover you scary fuck :)

#2 - On 04/14/2009 at 10:05am by roll_fukng_tide

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