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Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61034) - you deserved it (6905)

On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Ah, the youth of today.

Yep, we're screwed.

#5 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:42am by alex_vik

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Ouch...

Kids these days and the stuff they say.

#2 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:27am by DisturbedDriver

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