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Today, I decided to wear my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML


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On 03/12/2010 at 11:39am - work - by jewel87 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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ydi for wearig uggs

#2 - On 03/12/2010 at 2:03pm by yakturk43

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You deserve it for wearing Uggs.

There is a very good reason why they are called "Uggs".

#5 - On 03/12/2010 at 2:04pm by capthavoc123

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