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Today, I realised that my staff doesn't take me seriously. I walked in on my chef, who had just spent an hour and half a block of cheese carving cheddar goggles for himself. When I confronted him, he pulled up his t-shirt to reveal a cocktail sausage taped to his stomach. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21870) - you deserved it (5460)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:43am - work - by Garry (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

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I mean, it's not like you have the power to fire them or anything.

#5 - On 03/04/2010 at 10:16am by Triumvirate

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YDI for not appreciating the art of perfectly sculpted cheddar goggles.

#8 - On 03/04/2010 at 10:18am by SpaceCoyote

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