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Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16822) - you deserved it (92698)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Could you tell us the location of your work place so we can all avoid it. Thanks.

#2 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:03pm by TeenTiger

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Ok, so, you put your hand IN YOUR PANTS?
I'm not a guy, but most guys I've seen that get an itch, usually don't put their hand in their pants.

You're doing it wrong.

#9 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:10pm by VerticalOrbit

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