Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML

by meaganlea / 02/23/2010 at 12:17am / Canada (Quebec) / Work

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  • Why were you not put off by the initial fact that your boss was giving you a massage? And how did you find out? Did his friends tell you? Do you speak Greek, OP?

    #2 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:27am by immafiremylaser

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  • Well, OP, apparently he wasn't lying, since you let him do it. I would never let any of my bosses touch me like that.

    It's not like you can claim sexual harassment, considering it seemed like you enjoyed it until you realized he knew the true way into your little shell.

    #9 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:33am by pandemic

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