By meaganlea - 23/02/2010 05:17 - Canada

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Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 003
You deserved it 6 089

Same thing different taste

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immafiremylaser 0

Why were you not put off by the initial fact that your boss was giving you a massage? And how did you find out? Did his friends tell you? Do you speak Greek, OP?

Well, OP, apparently he wasn't lying, since you let him do it. I would never let any of my bosses touch me like that. It's not like you can claim sexual harassment, considering it seemed like you enjoyed it until you realized he knew the true way into your little shell.

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TempestJones 0

First! lols... Your boss makes me giggle

looks like you should keep letting him feed you

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do i sense some weird repressed anger #52?

bettadenne1 0

i think someone is letting out old childhood memories..

she can. hasn't started in the first place

garrettjordan 0
michael32123 0

I'm gonna go steal a hot chicks pic off the Internet like kiki did!!

ecko_7672 0

lol, i'm glad you think my pic is hot enough to steal

immafiremylaser 0

Why were you not put off by the initial fact that your boss was giving you a massage? And how did you find out? Did his friends tell you? Do you speak Greek, OP?

mikeyboi19 5

good tortellini and a massage is always welcomed

yeah I don't understand how blind you can get when your BOSS makes you something to eat, even when he is a really nice boss and then even massages you when you're a cashier and that's not something like.. an extreme sort of job. You do could sue him though probably won't win.

TrekkieGirl 0

OP, you either really like your boss or the attention. Those are the only reasons why you wouldn't have been offended by him putting his hands on you. Sharing a non-work related lunch with him is a little creepy too! Common sense is lacking a little here.

I know OP is lucky you get $$, food, and a massage! I want your job!!! STOP COMPLAINING >:{

That was funny. :D Your boss just WON. ;)

Quest_ 13

you don't have to feed men if you have big breasts. they'll just let you touch them.

lickmyjock 0

You liked it you prick tease that'll do anything for your job.

Well, OP, apparently he wasn't lying, since you let him do it. I would never let any of my bosses touch me like that. It's not like you can claim sexual harassment, considering it seemed like you enjoyed it until you realized he knew the true way into your little shell.

i agree with #9 why was she allowing that? plus, she had to allow smaller things like him touching her arm, hand, or something. he just didnt start the massage lol scary.