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Today, after five different interviews, I got an offer for a great job. I was excited to fill out paperwork and get the ball rolling, until they called and said that I didn't pass the criminal background check. I get off probation in less than a week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12114) - you deserved it (37026)

On 02/18/2010 at 12:41pm - work - by prisonbitch - United States

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Jeez. I do think that criminals should be punished, but half the people here are flying off their rockers for some crime they don't even know the full details of. Maybe OP's changed. He's obviously served (or almost at least) his sentence and hopefully learned his lesson. Ever hear of forgiveness?

#20 - On 02/18/2010 at 5:36pm by katplayer

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totally your own fault.

#5 - On 02/18/2010 at 5:10pm by carolinebeast

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