By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Explain to him you were drawing an arm, let him laugh at your ridiculous attempt at art and then after a few weeks the whole thing will blow over!

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GenevieveL 0

Either you suck at drawing or that's one gross-looking dick.

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jamieeeee 0

like 10% of people have it.

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Martianrobot67 0

superbad definitely

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me199 0

Why would anyone draw an arm? Don't lie, you were drawing a penis

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redshortsx 0

did it have an elbow?

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ImRawrtastic 0

well it's not ur fault u can't draw

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afolsom 0

tell the mail clerk to get his mind out of the gutter

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jade77_fml 0

I doubt it had an elbow is someone mistook it for a 'private area'. haha

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icall_BS 0

Which "arm" part did he/she think was the balls?

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Explain to him you were drawing an arm, let him laugh at your ridiculous attempt at art and then after a few weeks the whole thing will blow over!

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quikwit1212 0

You shouldn't have said blow, it made me laugh.

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ladiesman14 0

agree with # 24. knew a girl like that in college. i think she took roids. she never wore underwear to class. she had a large camel toe mons pubis that we cold all see. we called her MP = MUSCULAR PUSSY.

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GenevieveL 0

Either you suck at drawing or that's one gross-looking dick.

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fmlstatushater 0

why is everyone assuming dick?? Poster said person's private area. It can be a ****** (picture the fold of the upper and lower arm). I know poster said veins were drawn, but mailman could have thought it was one of those female body builders!

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Soare 0

Justin Bieber is not allowed to say shawty. No, not, and never. The kid is a flaming lesbian.

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x_AbyssGazing_x 0

Amen. I have yet to see a ****** with muscles and "bulging veins". I think those are both characteristics of a penis, although I could be very mistaken. [=

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omg_thats_funny 0

I love Justin! <3 dooon't hate cuz ur not famous, shawty ! ;)

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Only a Picasso could make a muscular arm look like a dick. Congrats.

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Free_Hugs10 0

That's one way to look at it. Or maybe he just really sucks at drawing. Either way, just explain to your boss that it's an arm. It'll be forgotten in a couple of days.

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Ajjas013 6

No, Vangoh does a mean dick. He also makes mean sammiches. I'm just sayin'.

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helo2 0

or maybe free hugs, you just suck at being pretty (display pic)

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Free_Hugs10 0

Wow, I'm impressed. So witty of you Helo. I love you too.

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helo2 0

I love myself also.. where did that even come from

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Free_Hugs10 0

Well you were so nice, I thought I'd be nice back.

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Free_Hugs10 0

I guess all the sarcasm was lost. Point is, I really couldn't care less about what you think of me. How come you don't have a pic?

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helo2 0

because I don't want to show off how ugly I am

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Free_Hugs10 0

So that's what I'm doing? Guess you can't blame me...

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helo2 0

what? you are showing how ugly you are.. look at the pic

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Freeze_fml 16

I'm glad you said it in #86, helo2, because I was about to back up your defense. In criticism, it's the opinion that matters. If you criticize someone in a negative manner, they can do the same to you and call you a hypocrite. But like a good critic, you have hidden your appearance and in no way can be considered a hypocrite. Not that I approve of people attacking the appearance of others, just that it seems that's the victim's only defense when it happens.

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Free_Hugs10 0

I'm sorry you have such low self-esteem Helo, but I'm tired of stooping down to your level so we can end this lovely "conversation" right here :) And yes I'm beautiful, as I'm sure you are too.

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helo2 0

Thank you. If you are tired of " snooping down" then we mine as well end it. besides it's past my bed time

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Free_Hugs10 0

Sounds like someone needs a hug :)

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AngryNinja 1

ugggg. do i have to stalk Hugs to every fml? stop picking on her! -__-

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x_AbyssGazing_x 0

Im not sure that will be needed Ninja... She seems to be pulling off the carefree tactic very nicely. =P You're beautiful hugs.

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AngryNinja 1

me too snicks. i hate how people hate on random people who aren't as bitchy/mean/ugly as they're made out to be. -_-

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omg_thats_funny 0

helo2 is funny. u ppl are annoying, don't deny she's ugly...you kno she is. and I'd have a picture up but I'm on my iPod touch and icant upload a picture to my profile right now soo. yeah. helo2 ur cool man.

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x_AbyssGazing_x 0

If you're ugly on the inside who cares what you look like on the outside?

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sublime93 0

173... in an earlier comment you claimed to love Justin bieber. You are not allowed to contribute anything to a conversation, ever. get off the Internet you sad middle schooler.

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zdizzle123 0

I agree w/ 183 Justin bieber is a sad excuse for a guy he sounds like a girl... and all his songs are LAME!!!

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ShadowhunterJ 0

hugs, just ignore that ********, you're beautiful :)

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bkullas 0

sounds like someone needs a slap in the face.

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AngryNinja 1

or a punch.. i call dibbs.

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bnizzle 0

Totally agree. She's beautiful and some people are just jealous.

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stinkytruck 0

I'd like a hug from Hugs. nice.

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babybubz 0

slap/punch < roundhouse kick to the face

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omg_thats_funny 0

who are u to tell me what coversations I can be or not. u fat gay guy. ps sublime sucks, they're from my city

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zdizzle123 0

hahaha I agree but shhh... I don't want her/him to find out!!! haha sorry but it's true!!!

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fmlstatushater 0

you were bored at work during this economy?? lucky you.

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totes_sucks 0

At least the mail clerk didn't ask if he wanted to 'arm wrestle'.

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davemania 0

y would u draw an arm in the first place.., and in how many ways can an arm look like a d***, how bad an artist r u?!

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MadaZer0 8

"Why would you draw an arm in the first place. Also, how many ways can you make an arm look like a dick, how bad of an artist are you?" ^This... Is totally not epic fail ;P Sharingans only bitch!!!

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slickness 0

you doodled a penis and said it was an arm?

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piinkbunnii 1

Well at least you can forget about going to school to major in Arts, right?

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kgraham21 0

You were drawing a dick just like that kid from Superbad but you just didn't want anyone to know so you said it was an arm.

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