Snark

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I was fixing my makeup in the back room of the office when my boss walked in. He looked kind of annoyed so I jokingly said, "Don't you want your secretary to look good?" He said, "If I did, I wouldn't have hired you." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well to be fair that was a bit too flirtatious if you don't have a relationship with him outside the office. But that was a huge slap across the face, FYL. Look at it on the bright side, you could always get back at him about his smarts later on. He left the door open. ;) PS I feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I see there's no "FIRST!!" comment.

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LOL dayumm! he told u! next time go to the restroom to do that shiiit

alicemassie 0

u should've been like 'really? i thought u wanted to hire me to sleep with me, you know, like your last 6 secretaries.'

Yeah! And while she's at it she should pack up her stuff, because she's gunna get fired!

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5ive 0

oh SNAP!! hahaha your boss is funny

Well to be fair that was a bit too flirtatious if you don't have a relationship with him outside the office. But that was a huge slap across the face, FYL. Look at it on the bright side, you could always get back at him about his smarts later on. He left the door open. ;) PS I feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I see there's no "FIRST!!" comment.

I think "lmfao, DAMN" is equally as shit

5ive 0

sounds like you were trying to be flirty, & it sounds like he didnt care.

i believe someone just got slapped across the face.